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Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal
Submitted by Sisyphus on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 1:32pm.
IDAHO FALLS, ID—Speaking unto an audience of anti-immigration advocates, global-warming deniers, and members of the Tea Party Nation, former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave forth utterances Monday that reportedly opened the sixth seal of the Book of the Apocalypse.
"Wow, it's good to be here, just shootin' the breeze with a bunch of real, hardworking Americans who love their freedom," said Palin, her words echoing across the Idaho Falls Civic Auditorium as mighty tremors caused great unrest beneath the land and the sea. "So are the little guys like you and me gonna fight these Washington insiders with their big government agenda? You betcha we are!"
And lo, there was then a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and the moon became as blood; and "gosh" was spoken repeatedly; and the stars of heaven fell upon the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken by a mighty wind.
Read the rest at The Onion.
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I believe the 7th seal...
... is what actually triggers the #breitbartocalypse, which, according to the word on Twitter, means the end of the world in less than three weeks. It is, they say, heralded by the coming of the Four Pimps of the #breitbartocalypse.
We're doomed, I tells ya -- DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEDDDDDDD!!!
He he he he
That deserves a link. Yeah I want that guy to feed America News. Something about his ire validates me in a deeply profound way. ;-)